Stickman Across America
Preface: This the story of a
motorcycle ride to Kingman, Arizona with my Free Mason Riding Club
"brothers". We met up in Kingman for a motorcycle rally in
Laughlin. After the rally we split up and I continued my journey
to California on my own. This is the account of my trip.
Day
1
April 19, 2007
I have arrived at my buddy and Free
Mason Riding Club brother, Papa's
house in Fort Worth, Texas... albeit
not without incident. The ride
was beautiful and I met a lot of nice people along the
way. I met up with the "Wild Hogs" at the first rest stop in Texas... they
were kicked back and enjoying
life. I pulled in for a restroom break and they invited me to ride along with them. "I'll
catch you down the road" I
replied. That was the end of that, I thought. Well, as fate would have it, my next
fuel stop they were just topping
off their gas tanks. "Want to join us for something to eat"? "Sure, why not". We all
set off for a restaurant 10
minutes away.
30 minutes and 50 miles later we had
still not pulled over to a
restaurant. The ride captain makes a right hand turn onto a service road... the
3rd bike in the pack decides
to do a doughnut on the side of the road... can you say spin out? As tail gunner, I was
the first to realize a
rider down. "Are you okay"? I asked. "Yeah, I just can't believe this gravel". The whole left
side of his bike was taken
out. Clutch, shifter, pegs and cowling gone! At this point all the riders were confused
and really had no direction.
I immediately called my masonic brother, Papa. "Hey Papa, Have you got a trailer"? "No"
was his answer, "Why"? "I've
been riding with some guys and one of them had a wreck". Papa gave me some numbers to
the local Harley Davidson
(HD) dealers and I promptly related. With that they were off to the nearest HD
dealer and I was back on the
road to Papa's. Now keep in mind, I've got the GPS numbers on Papa, so I continued
thinking I would show up and
surprise him... the only thing is, my GPS is not set up with a street map program. I
was circling his
neighborhood like a fish reef. Papa kept calling me on my cell phone... "Where are you"? He finally
gave up the ship and rescued
me at the local UHAUL dealership in his neighborhood. In short time, our fellow
riding brother, GloJoe shows up
and we are having a grand ole time... I got Papa hooked on the jack Daniels and
we are kicking back having a
good old time.
Day
2 and 3
April
20-21, 2007
Well, we have made it to Tucumcari,
New Mexico safe and sound. We
arrived around 10:00 p.m.
local time. It has taken my a couple of hours to find
a good enough signal for my
Wi-Fi to work.
Friday night Papa drove me over to
GloJoe and Rudy's where we had a
nice visit. It was good to see
Rudy again and as always she was a pleasure to be
around. Papa wasn't feeling
well (he couldn't handle the Jack Daniels the night
before) so he left me there
and GloJoe brought me back to Papa's after a while
since we had to ride the
following day.
Yesterday we made our sad farewells to
Papa, Linda and Liz who were
most hospitable. Ronbo showed
up at Papa's and Glojoe was right behind him. The three of us rode Oklahoma City
without incident, arriving
about 6:00 p.m. We grabbed a
bite and called Papa to get the information about
when Bear, Big Don, Skydancer,
Maid
Marian, Grumpy and Dixie would be showing up... 6:30
was the time given. GloJoe and
I check in to the motel and the group showed up
on schedule. From there we
went to a local sports bar so that Bear's crew
could get something to eat.
Afterwards, we watched some of the Ultimate
Fighting Championship which
was live on Spike TV. The party moved to Bear and
Big Don's room and wound up
around midnight. Morning came too early for me but
that's just the way it goes.
Today's trip started out at Oklahoma
City around 0930. We had breakfast
and hit the road. The ride was
a bit windy for
the first leg but it slacked off
as we got back into Texas. We
saw some
beautiful scenery along our route. We
stopped at a local indian
souvenir shop and
bought some patches and I couldn't
resist one of those handmade
flutes $$$. We
saddled back up and was almost to Amarillo, Texas when we noticed
Skydancer and Maid Marion had fallen
behind. We pulled off and
waited for a few
minutes to no avail. The group
backtracked to find them broke
down with a faulty
screw or something that caused them
to lose the fluid in the brake
reservoir. Dano
got out his tools and made the
necessary repairs while Big
Don and I hightailed
it down the road for more fluid.
After a short delay we were
back in the wind.
Once in Amarillo we found a local
steak house (Hoffbrau Steaks) and
enjoyed a good sit down meal.
Afterwards we made
the desolate ride to Tucumcari.
Gas stops were nonexistent
and we barely
made it to a service station
without running out of gas.
Bear, Big Don, Grumpy, Dixie,
Skydancer and Maid Marian check in to
the Hotel 6 as prescribed by
our itinerary but
GloJoe and I wanted to find a
place with internet access so
we went next door
to the Econolodge.
Tomorrow we should be riding on to
Gallup, New Mexico, then who knows
where? Hopefully, I will be
able to continue
this log at that point.
The weather has been great!
Day
4 (In the Wind)
This morning came way too early...
GloJoe and I was up until around
0400 talking about the first
one thing then
another. We were up and packed at 10:00
and ready to roll. We gathered
for one more
parting shot before GloJoe headed
back to Fort Worth and for the
record he made it
back safe and sound.
The rest of us (Bear, Big Don,
Skydancer, Maid Marian, Grumpy and
Dixie) headed west out of
Tucumcari. We rode through
Santa Rosa, topped off and the
adventure began. We had strong
winds howling
through the high plains all the
way. All motorcycles were
angled into the wind for miles and
miles. We had to wear ear
plugs because the
wind hurt so bad. At one point we encountered a dust storm and it felt
like we were being sandblasted.
Don't get me wrong the scenery was
mind blowing literally. Especially
if this is the first time to
be
out west by
highway, as I am. We stopped at many
souvenir shops and thank
goodness Skydancer brought his trailer because right
now he has my bowling shirt,
indian flute and a
couple of metal Route 66 signs in
it. All I have to do now is
figure out how to
get it home... I'm thinking U.S.
Mail.
Papa called during the day checking on
our progress and Baker Vending
(Paul) to make sure I was
coming back.
I've been taking a lot of pictures, as
is Maid Marian, so this trip
should be well chronicled. We
lost the Bear for
a short time today when he got
pissed off that the wind was
blowing so hard and
pulled off at the Continental
Divide (Elevation 7295 ft.)
without making
his intentions clear. We pulled off
at the next exit and I
backtracked to his
location. Everyone else continued on
to Gallup, New Mexico. Did I
mention that
it was cold? The more the day
wore on the lower the
temperatures became. I was
near hypothermic when we hit a
rest stop at a Navaho Nation
souvenir shop where I
purchased another keepsake
While we are on the subject of
souvenirs, Grumpy
walked up to me in one of the
shops with a bag of
"rattlesnake eggs". "Can you
believe this" he says to me.
"These eggs should be
refrigerated so they won't hatch", "open it
and look at what they look
like" I took the bag
and lifted the lid and it
rattled like a snake was in
it. He got me! It was a
washer with a rubber band wound
around it. haha
Anyway, after me and Bear had a couple
of cups of Java and I took a
picture of the landmark, we
got back on the road
and met the rest the of the gang
at the Ramada Inn in Gallup.
It started
sleeting about a mile from the
hotel... WOW!
We all checked in and proceeded to
walked across the parking lot to a
Cracker Barrel for some much
needed chow.
At the moment, Big Don, Bear and
myself
are hunkered down until tomorrow
where we will take off for
Kingman, Arizona.
Day
5 and 6 (Ghost Town of Oatman,
Arizona)
Tuesday we rode all day from Gallup NM
to Kingman, AZ. The winds have
subsided and the scenery was
fantastic. We
stopped at Winslow Arizona and stood
on the corner where "Take it
Easy" was
composed. After that we got separated
and Skydancer, Maid Marian and
myself went
by the Meteor Crater (big hole
in the ground). Seligman, AZ
was our next
stop for brunch and we staged a
photo shoot with Bear dragging
some carrots in
front of Skydancer. It was hard for
him to keep up at times due to
the trailer
they were pulling. After all, it
was loaded down with all of
our souvenirs We
finally pulled in to Kingman around
8:00 p.m. We all found a local
watering
hole and celebrated the day.
Today was spent in Oatman, AZ... A
small little ghost town northwest of
Kingman and nestled in the
Black Mountains.
Trust me, you would not want to go
over the edge on this ride. We
also had to keep
an eye out for wild burros. Once
in Oatman, Kris gave us the
grand tour.
After breakfast he shared with us
some of his experiences
growing up with the
local ghosts that haunt the town to
this day. One story is of a
woman that was
with her husband and he left her
there, promising to return the
following
week. He never returned but she sat
by the
window in her room looking out every
day for him to come back. She took
a job as a school teacher
until she died. Since
her death, her spirit is still
seen from time to time in the
window, looking
out. Believe it or not some
aberrations are showing up on
some of the pictures we
took. Big Don, Bear, Dano and
myself got new tattoos. Bear,
Skydancer and myself
got a square and compass and Big
Don got a YOD symbol done.
Brother Brad had
some nice work done too that
also included the S/C.
History in the making. We fed the
burros and did some shopping.
Me and Bear
bought new leather jackets for a
very good price. Later in the
afternoon, Mike
led us out of town and we rode over
to Laughlin, Nevada.
The 25th Annual Laughlin River Run is
this week and there are thousands
of bikes on the road. It is
estimated that there
will be in excess of 200,000 by
weeks end. We parked at the
Golden Nugget
Casino. Bear, Don, Dano and Marian
walked down to check out the
vendors. I
stayed with the bikes and guarded them
while everyone shopped. Dano
and Marian
brought me back a Laughlin River Run
patch for my effort.
We left and made the scenic ride back
over to Kingman where we are
tonight.
Tomorrow... Las Vegas...
Day
7 and 8
Yesterday,
Skydancer, Maid Marian, Grumpy and
Dixie went their separate ways in
Kingman. Bear, Big Don and
myself rode on up to
Las Vegas where we were the
guest of Bear's longtime
friend Ray Sword,
former lead singer of Harlot, an old
80's metal band. Ray was the
best host ever
and his whole family welcomed us
with open arms... no pun
intended. He has a
wife named Kim and two beautiful
children Noah and Brittney.
Noah was as excited as ever to see the
Bear when we pulled up. It
wasn't too long before I was
compelled to give
Noah my FMRC Bowling shirt. He is
ten years old and wise as a
teenager. Noah,
seemed like the welcome committee
with his non stop adoration of
the Free Masons Riding Club.
Big Don, Noah and myself kept each
other entertained while Bear and Ray
caught up on the past couple
of years. After
a fine Spaghetti dinner, Ray rode
the guys over to the Daylight
Lodge of which
Bear is a member. We took some
pictures and had a tour o f
the lights of Vegas
before going back home.
The rest of the evening was spent
socializing and Ray gave us all some
old rock n roll
memorabilia.
We hit the rack around midnight. I
don't know where Bear slept
but me and Big Don
had a nice big sofa in separate
rooms... I didn't even hear
any snoring... SWEET!
We all got to wash our dirty clothes
and I stayed up until they were
done since I was the closest
to the laundry room.
After that, LIGHTS OUT.
This morning, I was sound asleep when
I hear the words "stickman"
"stickman"... it was Noah
telling me he was going to
school. I was groggy to say the
least but I could see he still
had on the FMRC
Bowling shirt. "Nice shirt" was
the best I could do on being
awaken so abruptly.
"Have a great day at school" was
the last thing I remember
saying before him
giving me a "high five"... I fell
back to sleep.
A couple of hours later, I could hear
the mumbling of Big Don and Bear
in conversation.. . I tried to
wake up
and after 30 minutes I did. We
loaded our bikes and hit not
one but two
Starbucks before leaving Las Vegas.
Bear, Big Don and myself split up just
north of Las Vegas. They headed back
through Laughlin for their
return trip home
and I headed north to find the
Extraterrestrial Highway and out on the desert north of Las
Vegas with growler in tow. I have
to let it out on a lonely
stretch of a
highway road side park. Next stop,
Alamo Nevada for fuel then
onto Hwy. 375
(Extraterrestrial Highway). I get a couple of
miles
down the road and I see a sign "No
fuel Next 150 miles", it was
then I saw two ranch hands on
the side of the road. They
suggested I ride
back 5 miles and top off my tank. I
did.
I kept my speed at 60 mph to conserve
fuel. 45 miles down the road, I
find Rachel, NV and the Little
Alien Inn. I
pull off and pull up on a bar
stool. There are some locals
milling around
and a guy named Dave playing the
guitar making for some nice
aviance. I
introduce myself to the gentleman
sitting to my right; his name
is Bill and he has
fuel for sale if need be. I told him
that I probably could use a
gallon since I
just filled up 45 miles back in
Alamo. He normally sells to
tourists 5 gallon
jugs for $25.00 but since I'm on a motorcycle he lets me have a gallon
for $5 bucks. I top off again, have
a Little Alien Burger, a Jack
Daniels on ice
and take a few pictures. After
about an hour, I hit the road.
The ride was
long, hot and grueling for the next
100 miles. I'm heading west
and the sun is
beaming down on the horizon. I
stop for a
Kodak moment when I feel the urge and
mount up and carry on. As dusk
approaches and I finally
arrive at the next gas
stop, Tonopah, Nevada; I pull over
and make some calls. I call Robin
and tell her that I have just
gone down the ET Hwy. and she
is elated, knowing
that I am a UFO buff. She ask me
if I'm tired and reply "Most
Definitely" She
asked me to get a motel room
before traveling on and I
agree. I'm looking
at a Best Western across the
street and that is my current
residence.
I plan on riding my final leg into
Vallejo, California tomorrow. I'll
be going through Lake Tahoe,
Sacramento and then my destination.
Day
9 - 10
It's Saturday morning and I'm up and
at 'em. Going to find some
breakfast and ride across the
Sierra Nevada
mountains and eventually in to Vallejo.
To all my brothers still on
the road, RIDE SAFE!
I went from desert conditions to snow
all in a days ride. I stopped at
that watering hole where I
phoned home; right after I hung up a
fellow rider pulled up and we
introduced ourselves. His name is Rich from Carson City. He had
been down to
Laughlin and was going home. I
rode with him
from just outside of Tonopah on
open road. We parted at Carson
City. I rode on
through and got a picture of
masonic FM&AM Lodge #1. in
Carson City, Nevada "Is this a
fact?"
Before long, I was climbing the high
Sierras, all the way to 7200 ft.
and snow. I had to get off my
bike to actually
feel it, to believe it. The
progress was slow going
through Lake Tahoe but then
again, I'd stop for a picture. I
stopped and called Robin as I
did on all
milestones i.e. ET Hwy., Winslow etc.
when I peaked and she shared
in my
celebration. I pulled back onto the highway
and almost lost it twice.
Once, when I hit
the tar substance used for
patching asphalt and slid over
about a foot.
That caused me to over steer and
hit some gravel where I had to
re-compensate...
long story short, God Loves Me.!
I made the twisties back down the
mountain and by the time I got to the
foothills, I was breezing along
about
80. Sacramento was just a blur as
I rolled through town. My
sights were on
Vallejo, California. If there are any masonic brothers in
the area, give me a call.
I pulled into the driveway at
9:15 p.m. and broke out the bottle
of Jack I had stowed away,
left over from last
night in Tonopah. The big surprise
was that my Uncle Tommy had
flown out to meet
me here. We sat around for a
couple of hours enjoying the
moment. Before long
it was time to hit the sack.
Day
11
The wake up call came early this
morning and I mean literally "Mike,
get up" from my California
sister at 0800.
"They will be here to pick us up in
30 minutes". I choked down a
cup of
coffee and we loaded up my Pa's truck
destined for the Vallejo San
Francisco ferry.
The boat ride over was nice on a
beautiful clear day. Many
pictures were taken.
The rest of the day was spent walking
all over Alcatraz and hearing
over a headset the antics of
the last 150
years of convict mischief. No big
deal but interesting. I did
manage to pick up a
piece of "the rock".
We intermittently, covered the lower
area of Fisherman's Wharf during
and after our ferry boat ride.
Me and my uncle
Tommy kept getting separated from
Pa and Patty. We used the time
wisely in the
local harbor bars.
Around dusk, we loaded back up on the
ferry back to Vallejo. Sat around
and had a few nightcaps and
here I am using my half sister Patty's computer.
I think tomorrow or later today which
ever comes first, I am going to
just ride around, find a
leather shop and have
my new patches sewn on. After
that, who knows... it's
wherever the winds may
take me. Maybe Sears Point or the
Napa Valley.
Day
12, 13, 14, 15
Hello again. After losing internet
service on the 1st of the month,
when Patty changed servers, I
was left high and dry as far as
keeping a
daily journal.
After our day trip to Alcatraz on
Monday; Tuesday was spent riding
around with Pop and Uncle
Tommy seeing the local
sites of Vallejo. The evening was
topped off at local steak
house and back to the
house for some refreshments.
On Wednesday we visited the Vallejo
Elks Lodge and I renewed
friendships made years
earlier. I also got my patches
sewn on and my bike serviced. The Honda VTX 1800 motorcycle has
performed flawlessly.
Thursday I got up and made the ride in
to San Francisco and over the
Golden gate Bridge where I
took a lot of pictures
with all the Chinese; they really
are a friendly group of
people. I rode back
up Highway 1 through Stinson
Beach and on to the Point
Reyes National Park.
There's a lighthouse on the coastal
side of the park but it's a 20
mile twisty
ride to get there. I made the
decision to go for it. Little
did I know that once I
got to the area where the
lighthouse is situated, I'd
have to get off and walk
about a mile to the actual
lighthouse. I had to walk down
and then back up 302
steps of a steep incline. I had
to stop a couple of times on
the way back up for
a breather. I bet there have
been plenty of heart attacks
undertaking this
adventure. Nonetheless, I took many
more pictures. I think I'm
well over the
thousand mark on my camera by now.
Since I was planning to attend the
Naval #87
Masonic Lodge at 6:30, I had to lay
some miles down on the return
trip. I
caught on to lane splitting by
following a local biker back
on Hwy. 37 going back
to Vallejo. I made it back with
around 30 minutes to spare.
Pops backed out on
going to lodge with me, he
wasn't feeling up to it, so I
went alone and had a
great time. The Worshipful Master
called me to the east where I
was recognized and
I took the opportunity to
promote the Free Masons Riding
Club. I think we
have a couple of potential new
members from that lodge.
My cousin, Butch Stephens and his
lady, Victoria was waiting
for me when I got back home from
lodge. He lives in Carlisle,
California and
drove up to see
me. We stayed up late talking
about the times
we'd missed out on being
together since we lived worlds
apart. More pictures
were taken and according to the
pictures, I think we could
have been twins at one
time in our life. He's 6 months
older than
me. After he and Victoria left, my dad
and I sat up until after
midnight talking about the
weeks events.
This morning (Friday, May 4th) I got
up and
packed my gear. I mailed home some
souvenirs and my boots...
they were just taking
up too much space. I left Vallejo and hit
the I-5 South towards Los
Angeles and broke
left at Bakersfield... I rode from
Vallejo to Barstow, California
today and it
was cold most of the way. It got
even colder as I was traveling
through some of the
most beautiful mountains I have
ever seen. They are all in the
Tehachapi Mountain
Range including Bear Mt. Elev.
6895', Cummings Mt. Elev.
7753', Tehachapi
Summit 4064', Double Mt.. 7988'.
When I hit the Mojave Desert,
it was a long high
speed grind... I just prayed for
smooth sailing and I got it.
Even the rains
stayed off in the distance. The
winds started to blow strong
as I got into
Barstow. The whole city is covered
with a cloud of dust and dirt.
I couldn't put
my hands on my goggles, so my
eyes took a hit on the last
leg after dark.
Tomorrow, I'll ride back into
Arizona through the badlands.
Day
16
Got up this morning and headed out the
door around 10'ish. I left
Barstow, California and rode
hard through
Needles then Kingman, Arizona and the
Mojave Desert with the wind to
my back for
the most part. The rain could be
seen in the distance but I-40
always turned
between the storms... just like I like
it. The mountains are a
sight to behold and I
soaked in every mile. I
took a short break at a desert
rest stop and
ventured out into the wilds. I
found a cool looking rock that
is black and has
millions of sparkles in it. I
totally don't know what it is
but I like it.
I checked in to the Days Inn in
Williams, AZ. They gave me the key to a
room for $70. I opened the
door and hear some
screams... it was an elderly
couple... I apologized and
they calmed down. "Not
your fault, mate". It was a
couple with a tour from
Australia. I promptly
returned to the front desk and they
upgraded me to the executive
suite. "SWEET" Nice
view of my bike from here, two big
beds, mini bar (which I don't
need because
I'm prepared), fridge, microwave,
premium channels, big sofa and
large bathroom.
I broke it in with a growler.
I have made friends with several of
the locals, one of which has a
teething baby about 3 months
old. I just got back
from a trip to the Safeway for some
Ora-Jel, since the mom has to
work and the
father is rocking the baby. The baby
couldn't handle the
tooth. Mom and dad
are now in a much better mood.
Went outside in the 38 degree weather
to have a smoke and met a guy
named Jeff from down under
(the tour). The baby's
daddy, Justin was hanging
around, so I asked Jeff if
they used the same words
for a piss in Australia and he
said yes... how about a dump?"
I asked.
"Yes, the same" he replied. "Have
you ever heard of a growler" I
pressed on. "No
mate". I gave him the definition
and both of them laughed their
ass off. I don't
think they'll soon forget. I
told them about the growler
competition Bear and
me had in the Smokies and they
had another good laugh, as it
defined a
howl from a bark.
I'm planning on taking the tour of the
Grand Canyon tomorrow.
Day
17
I got an early start today. I'm going
to pack my gear and leave it
locked in the lobby storage
room until I get back
from the Grand Canyon. The high
today is 61 degrees, so I'd
better get a move on
before I get caught on the road
when they begin to go back
down... it's a sunny
day in Williams.
I rode out to the Grand Canyon today.
Walked around on the south face
and even got off the beaten
path to where I got
within 3 or 4 feet of the
edge... pretty good rush but I
needed more. I decided
to go for a helicopter ride. I
inquired at the local airport
and business was
booming with tour buses. I got in
line behind a group of about
12 foreigners
and after a few minutes, it was
my turn. I asked the ticket
agent how much for
the shortest tour. He tried to
confuse me and barked out
$175.00. "That's not
good enough" I said. At the same
time I
produced my AARP card and I think he
got the message. He laughed and
the next quote was $125.00...
I pulled out my
$10.00 off coupon that I got from
the hotel and said "I'll take
it". My flight was
due to take off at 3:00 p.m.
giving me an hour to goof off.
I called my wife, Robin, Papa and Bear to advise of
my upcoming adventure.
The flight was spectacular! I'd bet it
puts the Skywalk to shame. We
flew all over the canyon and
over the Colorado
River which offered beathtaking
beauty. I made fast friends
with a young couple
from Munich, Germany, Stephan and
Shopia. I could tell she was
nervous and
reassured her that in 45 minutes
she'll be looking back at how
much fun it was.
We took turns taking each others
picture all during the
excursion. Before long,
the flight turned to a memory.
I hopped back on my bike and headed
back to the Days Inn to secure my
gear. Once loaded, I put the
hammer down riding
east. I arrived at Gallup, New
Mexico around 9:00 p.m. and am
currently
assessing tomorrows journey. It
rained and snowed in Gallup
today and they are
calling for scattered thunder
showers for tomorrow.
Looking at all the
rain in the forecast, I may be
heading south when I get up.
It 35 degrees outside right
now.
Day
18-19
I left Gallup, NM this morning at the
crack of noon. I goofed around
town long enough to find some
authenic Navajo
crafts, made a purchase and hit
I-40 East. It was another
beautiful sunny day
with little wind.
I rode on through Albuquerque and into
Grants, New Mexico where I stopped for fuel
and a little grub at "Chili
Kicks" on Route
66. I asked for a hamburger and
the waitress looked at me
funny and said
"Hamburger?" "Why don't you try
the Chimichanga"? "Well, if
you insist", I
replied. It tasted good but that
thing churned in my stomache
the rest of the
day. I rode around town and
found a local bike shop called
"Bernies" where I
bought a new pair of goggles.. I
think I left mine in
California somewhere. Skreeech
called and we made plans to get
together the following evening
in San Antonio.
I left Grants after lunch and
continued across I-40. I stopped at a
rest stop for break after
about 90 miles. Maid
Marion called to get my mailing
address so that they could
mail me my Route 66
signs I bought on the way out. I
then called Robin. While I was
talking to her, a
man at the rest stop walked slowly
up and was pointing to me and
addressing his
family.
"Hey, you are the guy from the Grand
Canyon" he was saying as he
approached. I saw plenty of
people and spoke to
quite a few. He reninded me that we
talked about how folks were
afraid to walk up
to the fence. I remembered
talking to him then. We
discussed our recent journies
and they wanted to take a
picture. I hesitated... NOT. I
must say that I
have met more than my share of
interesting people.
Anyway, I left my new friends and took
off for Clines Corners (Elev.
7200'). Clines Corners, New
Mexicoi is located
on the corner of I-40 and Hwy.
285. I headed down 285 south
towards Vaughn
and Roswell to avoid running in to
bad weather due east.
Now this is open range for sure and
plenty of wildlife once you're off
the beaten path. I bet I saw
at least 12
herds of Antelope... with 30-40 in
each herd. This went on for
100 miles. I
got so bored that I was blowing my
horn at the cattle. Yep.
made'em look.
I was going to fly on through Roswell
and shoot for Odessa, Texas until
I started to see all the UFO
billboards.
I pull in to the local Wal Mart
for some batteries and the
building is decked
out in alien paintings, showing
them as shoppers. How could I
pass this by? I
rode to the UFO Museum and it was
closed. That meant go find a
room and wait
until they open in the morning. I
did some good comparitive
shopping and found a
room for $50. with Wi-Fi, of
course run by Indians but not
the native ones :)
I got on my bike to go find dinner and
ended up next door at a home
cooking restuarant. I could
have walked over
and probably will in the
morning.
So, I'm in for the night and am
enjoying my trip....while praying for
continued good weather.
P.S. I find it ironic that I
rode up the Extraterrestial Hwy on
the way out to California and
now find myself in
Roswell, the reason behind the
mystery. This was not the
planned return route.
Day
20-21
On Tuesday, I got up to the sounds of
rain in Roswell, New Mexico. I
crawled back into bed and gave
it some time to
blow over. It's stopped raining
for now but the skies look
grey to the south.
I think I'll go check out the UFO
Museum and hope for the best.
I'd like to
make San Antonio by bedtime.
I made the tour of the UFO Museum and
it was the same thing as seen on
TV. I took a few pictures and
headed down
Hwy. 285 South. This was one of the
most desolate roads I have
ever been on.
Everywhere you looked there were
working oil wells. This went
on for at least 75
miles. I At times I'd find myself
cruising along at 100 mph. The
road just went
on for miles. I came into to
Carlsbad. NM and took a rest
stop... well, left a
growler. The streets were flooded
from recent rain and it was a
foot deep at
the intersections. The skies
begin to clear as I hit Pecos,
TX so I came out
of the rain suit. It was smoothe
sailing all the way into Fort
Stockton, TX
where I refueled and hit I-10. At
this point I was 308 miles
from San Antonio.
About 30 miles down I-10 East the
skies turned grey and it started
raining. Before long
lightening started
cracking and the winds were blowing me
off the road. I pulled over at
the first
roadside stop and parked my bike under
one of those picnic
pavillions. I sat there
30 minutes waiting for the storm
to pass. I made a couple of
calls during this
down time to get some weather 411. I
called Skreeech and told him
to leave the
light on. The next 200 miles were
the most focused riding of my
life.
Hydroplaning was a serious problem and I had
to slow up and make sure my
line was right.
Sometimes the best lane would be
the passing lane and I'd wave
cars around because
I was not giving up the prime
real estate.
About midnight and 75 miles from San
Antonio, I broke through the front
and was finally ahead of it. I
hammered down
until I started seeing deer but
that also told me to shed the
raingear. Deer
won't be out if rain is iminent. I
stopped and gassed up, called
brother Skreeech
and gave him my location.
I over shot the runway when I got to
San Antonio and soon found myself
in Schertz, TX. I turned
around and began
to tune in to the Holiday Inn. After
about and hour, I found it. It's
3:00 a.m.
Skreeech had waited up for me and we
immediately started to catch up on
we'd been doing since we seen
each other
last. We finished off the bottle of
1954 Gold Metal Jaclk Daniels.
He turned in
an hour ago and I'm still
winding down...
I'm crashing!
Later that morning Skreeech got up and
went to Lackland
as I slept in. He called the room
about 11:00 to see if I was
ready to go...
not hardly. I got up and showered
and we met for breakfast at
Denny's. After that, I
followed Skreeech out of San
Antonio and through Houston.
We arrived at
Skreech's arund 6:00 and needed to be at
lodge bt 7:00. We scooped up
his wife Kristin
and his children Dillon and Brian
and went to dinner at a great
bbq place near
Skreeedhs'. After that it was off
to the lodge. They accepted me
with open arms
and even let me participatge in
a Master Mason degree. How
cool is that? I met
our club member, Tile Daddy is a great masonic brother and
he gave me a warm Texas reception.
When we got home, Skreeech was
tuckered out and went to bed. I stayed
up and drank up all his Miller
Lite while I
talked to our club Director, Bear on the telephone.
We discussed some FMRC
Business and soon
after, I retired for the night.
This morning I was awakened by the
sound of my name "stickman". It was
Skreeech rousing me up. "Put
on some coffee" I
requested and he complied in due
form. About 30 minutes later,
I was packed
and we were on the road to
Galveston. Half way there, I
remered that I forgot my
Glock and we made a u-turn to
retrieve it, Back to the
Island... we rode down the
boulevard and then through town.
We pulled up just as the free
ferry was
leaving for Bolivar Beach. We rode
down the penisula all the way
to Winnie, Texas.
We later stopped and had lunch
at one of Skreeech's favorite
mexican
restaurants in Beaumont. This is where we
would part ways. He took I-10
west and I headed
east. It was smooth sailing until
I hit Baton Rouge at the
5'O'Clock hour. It
was a snails pace,,, 1st gear for
4 or 5 miles, then I came to
the exit I was
looking for. Next stop... the KOA
in Baton Rouge.
Todays ride was fantastic. Beautiful
sunny weather all the way.
Day 22
I am currently tucked in at a KOA
Campground in Baton Rouge, LA and
believe it or not, they have
wireless internet. I
just wish I hadn't lost my
reading glasses. Tonight is my
required
campout night. Robin insisted I do it
before I get home... and sure
enough there was
a love letter and a picture of an
alien in my tent bag. God
bless her!
I'm sitting in the restaurant
pavillian hooked up to the power for the
laptop Ashton Blessey so
generously donated
to me. Thanks Ashton!
I should be home by tomorrow.
What a glorious trip it has been.